Sunday, April 1, 2007


an excerpt from E. T. 101 The Cosmic Instruction Manual For Planetary Evolution by Mission Control and Zoev Jho

The Cosmic Computer Jocks

Some mission members are in our special computer division. These members are experts in the art of inter-dimensional interfacing. They are this mission's Cosmic Computer Jocks, and they have the capacity to act as the very linkage between the dimensions.
     This division specializes in the translation of third-dimensional binary computer language into a fifth-dimensional unary linguistic system. Although any computer expert on this planet will tell you that such a translation is not possible, what they actually mean to say is that they could not do it. That is why they are not being asked to. We have sent in our own specialists instead.
     Another aspect of this division's task is to bring new software to this plane with programs that no one here has dreamed possible. These programs are fifth-dimensionally designed and apply to every aspect of the transmutational process. Not only can they unscramble existing confusing and dysfunctional programs, but they can also realign them with our database which will automatically reprogram them back into light.
     Our computer team is here to disseminate our new software throughout the planetary sphere in preparation for the final dimensional link-up. Their very bodies are the silicon chips of our computer matrix, and their presence is the keyboard of our system. They are state-of-the-art hardware and are completely immune to any computer virus as well as very user-friendly.

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