Machete Promoted!

Machete receives top rating! The machete language has been rated five stars as the best programming language ever! Machete really is the next big little language. Mark Stock, famous language designer and hacker extraordinaire will soon be bringing out a new book about machete the hacking language that is sweeping the programming world. Slated to go on tour after the book's release, Mark had just this to say: "It's been a real whirlwind. Adopters everywhere are screaming with delight about this new found programming language."




with apologies to Edsger W. Dijkstra

Mark Stock's Road to Lisp -- Not

I, Mark Stock, do solemnly offer these my responses to The Road to Lisp Survey:

When did you first try Lisp seriously, and which Lisp family member was it?

I did not try Lisp seriously. I couldn't get any available family members to compile or run.


Many of us had multiple run-ins with Lisp before it "stuck". The "stick" date is of most interest, but you can share earlier encounters if you like.

What led you to try Lisp?

Someone once said that I should try Lisp. But, trying is lying. As Yoda says: "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'"

What other languages have you been using most?

C, Basic, assembler, HyperTalk, machete

How far have you gotten in your study of Lisp?
I know this is hard to quantify. Just wing it.

I am still blocked by the sight of all of those brackets. Emacs makes me go totally numb.

What do you think of Lisp so far?

I like the meta-circular thing. I've always thought about code and data in the same bucket despite any rules to the contrary.

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rant: the HTML rant tag

No! I am not ranting. I swear. Me? Rant? No way! Wait a minute. I am ranting.

I am not sure that the HTML rant tag has anything to do with machete. Or, maybe the HTML rant tag will be the only product of the machete language. Anyhoo, while cruising the web for steampunk and of course whiling those time-consuming right turns, got Gigablasting neuromancer and bumped into the Sarcasm mark, as in <sarcasm>Oh really?</sarcasm>, which has lead me back to the HTML Rant tag.

<rant>Aaaaaaagh! It's already defined in urbandictionary.com. Oh well. There is nothing new to define. Which means there is only one way to go forward: go backwards. Get out the machete and start hacking out keywords.</rant>

In the words, or at least the sig, of Michael J. Mahon:

"The wastebasket is our most important design tool--and it's seriously underused."

Why be modular? Carving out a niche

Yes, we can carve the chair out of a block of wood. Our tool of choice is machete, so naturally carving might be a way of using this tool. But, machete is not actually about using the tool, machete is about intuition. The machete usually only comes out when there is so much real foliage blocking us from where we get to where we need to go.

Are we carving a chair? Why are we constructing a chair? Is constructing a chair a good of example of what we need to construct? Do we need to construct anything at all? Perhaps, we have everything that we need already. Perhaps, we need less. Perhaps, we have way too much just like when there is too much foliage and it's blocking us. Perhaps, it is time to use machete and hack out some code.

Let's get out of our comfortable armchairs

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Paris drives the monster truck atop flattened cars.  Beautiful happiness may be a perfectionist doing it wrong.

the keeper of all prayers

an excerpt from: The Cosmic Christ New Prayers and Prophecies from Mother Mary by Tambor Solana

ARCHANGEL URIEL: This is Archangel Uriel. I am the keeper of all prayers. All prayers are recorded by the angels. And I am the overseer of every prayer. You imagine that it sounds like a great responsibility — to be responsible for every prayer of all beings, not only in this world, but in other worlds. But we have our version of computers too.

No prayer goes unheard. Know this. That is all. Archangel Uriel.

unary

an excerpt from E. T. 101 The Cosmic Instruction Manual For Planetary Evolution by Mission Control and Zoev Jho

The Cosmic Computer Jocks

Some mission members are in our special computer division. These members are experts in the art of inter-dimensional interfacing. They are this mission's Cosmic Computer Jocks, and they have the capacity to act as the very linkage between the dimensions.
     This division specializes in the translation of third-dimensional binary computer language into a fifth-dimensional unary linguistic system. Although any computer expert on this planet will tell you that such a translation is not possible, what they actually mean to say is that they could not do it. That is why they are not being asked to. We have sent in our own specialists instead.
     Another aspect of this division's task is to bring new software to this plane with programs that no one here has dreamed possible. These programs are fifth-dimensionally designed and apply to every aspect of the transmutational process. Not only can they unscramble existing confusing and dysfunctional programs, but they can also realign them with our database which will automatically reprogram them back into light.
     Our computer team is here to disseminate our new software throughout the planetary sphere in preparation for the final dimensional link-up. Their very bodies are the silicon chips of our computer matrix, and their presence is the keyboard of our system. They are state-of-the-art hardware and are completely immune to any computer virus as well as very user-friendly.

7 words

In the briefest of terms, these are the words and their basic meanings:

No..................... sets limits, defines boundaries and develops clarity

Hello............................. opens up to new attitudes and relationships

Thank You.............................. expresses the feeling of appreciation

Goodbye............................. closes and completes what needs to end

Please................................................... asserts clearly defined goals

Sorry........................... is said to help repair the damage we've done

Yes......................... indicates acceptance, tolerance and willingness http://www.7words.co.uk/

love

I am removing the picture of the machete from this original posting.
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(Mark 2008may29)

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